"I know why Valerie can't have big boobs right now. They'd be so heavy she wouldn't be able to walk."
"When we go to heaven and our bodies are perfect, does that mean you won't get zits anymore?"
"Mom, do you know why I'm stronger than you? It's because I'm always working out whenever you're not looking."
"I want to serve my mission in the jungle so I can teach all the bad animals how to be good."
"Kyle said that daddy's were called husbands. I thought they were called honey."
"I thought you and daddy were going on a date, so why do you look like you're dressed for a picnic?"
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These are some of the funniest things I've ever heard. I laughed out loud to myself.
So funny!
Oh, what a great age! I'm so glad you're writing those things down!
What a sweetheart- he just keeps getting cuter!
Love it!! He really is a crack up :)
LOVE IT, Good thing you wrote it down. I usually forget to do that.
He is hilarious! Humor must be one of his special talents!
Ha ha,that's hilarious! Especially the one about Valerie. It's good that you're writing these down...I need to do that with my kids too :)
Those are some good ones. What a funny kid. :)
Oh man that's hilarious!
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